I really don't know why so many people HATE pepto-bismal.  This wonderful pink liquid has just allowed me to not bow to the toilet for the first time since last night.  It went down smoothly, while leaving a sweet aftertaste.  it's pink! I'm having trouble understanding the world right now. Will someone out there please tell me why they loath my new friend?
Thank you.
Tami

Oh how things change.

Last month it was the thought of breaking up or just not getting any more serious....
It was deciding how to open up our relationship.
Last month, the thought of 2 1/2 years was scary.

I hooked up with someone.  He's a close friend that I've wanted to kiss since freshman year. It happened only a week ago, but it happened. It was good, we didn't have sex but we had fun.
I think something woke up inside Baron.
All of a sudden I think he realized that I may not always be here, that there are other guys out there that will at least try to hook up with me.  I think he realized that he's not ready to let them.
I like it.

There was no more "if" or "maybe" this weekend.  When the job interview I had turned into a day of lies (from the company), he was there.
It was "we'll get through this" "we'll figure it out" and to his friends, "we'll keep looking."
All of a sudden it's not just me moving somewhere new, I'm moving to a place where I have a friend.
He wants me to be there.

No, we won't move in together, I need to live by myself for a bit.
We won't rely on eachother for everything.
He will not dissapear from his friends and I will have my own.

I'm not the only one who wants this anymore. That feels SO good.
Maybe it'll work out, maybe it won't,
For now, I'm happy not to feel so alone.
He's also helping me look for a job. :)

Confession: If I wasn't so against addiction and pill poping, I would be forging my doctor's signature to get more of this wonderful cough syrup. It feels like being drunk without the alcohol :)

Last week I stayed home for lack of energy, this week, because of side effects: May cause Dizzyness. May cause Drowsiness!
I LOVE IT :)  except the make-up work (bleh!)

I'm not contageous anymore though! :)

That's a lot of smileys... I'll explain the whole sick thing later, for now you can wish you could be on drugs, like i am :-D

Is anyone left in Boulder? I will take Denver as well! I have spent the last few days mostly in my apartment. I'm pretty sure I've seen about 5 movies, I caught up on scrubs, I made an imprint with my ass, and then I decided that beign a couch potatoe was no longer an option. It was now time to venture out.  Yesterday, I decided to exchange a pair of boots. The mall was fun! SOOO crowded. I got to watch people snatch up the last gifts available. Today, I went to target. I need a new sports bra, but really, I wanted to see how crazy things were. After getting the best parking spot in the lot (yay me!) I wandered around the store aimlessly. The interesting thing was watching men in the girly books isle, women in the men's boxers area, and then everyone tearing through gift wrap and electronics. That can only last so long though. I plan on hitting the mall again the day after xmas. I love sales and I want to waste some more time.
This has all helped me only so much, so with this post I am attempting the impossible. I want to find someone left in Colorado that's not working 20/7 and sleeping the other 4. Someone that is not spending break in a tropical environment or the fridged north. Most importantly, someone that wants to hang out at some point that is not on the exact same day that everyone else calls me back. Does anyone fit this bill?

Effects of watching too much TV in only the last 3 days:
My favorite disney channel shows inclue the Suite life of zack and cody, hannah montana, and every disney channel original movie ever made.
There are now a final seven on the Road Rules/Real World challenge
The real world denver crew hasn't yet been kicked out of monarch, but that bar must be getting popular.
I have now seen the E! true hollywood story of sex and the city and friends.
Scrubs, now thats a good show I hadn't seen before.
The Daily show is in re-runs until the new year.
Michelle Trachtenburg was on Conan last night, she's hot. and only a month older then me!

Please save me from this hell!
Goober :D

This is one of the funiest things I've seen in a long time. Warning: It's a little um... political.

The President Screws the Country.

I have completely given up on Mid East history.  I could have kept up with reading all semester, but that seemed futile as he never discussed the readings in any depth.  Now, I'm screwed.  The final is completely based on readings.  No, I'm not joking.  I'm going to fail this final because I don't have time to read all of it by Monday afternoon. Somehow, I'm ok with this.  I have never been simply ok with failing a final. I may have said it, but then I break down crying.  This time, I really think I'm ok. 
Senior-itis has struck again!
I think I'll go try to salvage that grade.  There's an essay question that I can be ready for if I try.

Oh how wonderful it feels to be done with that wretched Seminar!!! :)





If this paper doesn't pull at least a B, I'm going to shoot someone, and I'm too tired for that to be me!

I got a suggestion to turn this into something of an advice column on long-distance relationships. Apparently mine works.... so a friend wanted me to help her. any thoughts? Takers? Let me know!
For now, just this: I hate not being able to snuggle up to Baron whenever I want! It sucks! Nothing about that is going to change (the sucking part). However, I've learned coping strategies over the last 2+ years, so I'm willing to share.

My friend showed me the chart below, I thought you'd like to see it :)

Enjoy!




Goober.

Application for Sexual Encounter

Last name: _______________

First name: __________

Cell number: (___) ___-_____

Are you of age 18 or older? Y / N (circle one)

Have you ever had sex with me before? Y / N (circle one); if Yes, when? __/__/__

Have you ever had sex with anyone related to me before? Y / N (circle one); if Yes, when? __/__/__

Have you ever been diagnosed with a Sexually Transmitted Infection? Y / N (circle one); the existence of a diagnosed STI will not constitute an automatic disqualification from this encounter.

Please list your last three sexual encounters, starting with the most recent: _______________________________________

_______________________________________

_______________________________________


Number of total partners: With opposite sex: _____; With same sex: _____

Previous partners' approximate orgasm rate: ___ %

Average duration of sexual encounters: ___ minute(s)

Do you expect me to go downtown? Y / N (circle one)

Can I expect you to go downtown? Y / N (circle one)

Do you: Spit / Swallow (circle one)

What position(s) are you applying for? _____________________

Please list any special skills/techniques you think make you a good candidate for this encounter: ____________________________________

Do you have a reliable source of transportation? Y / N (circle one)

Are you available on holidays? Y / N (circle one)

Males: Length: _____ inches

Females: Boobies: ___ A / B / C / D / DD (circle one)

Implants / Natural (circle one)

Would you prefer cuddling afterwords? Y / N (circle one)

Would you prefer to spend the night? Y / N (circle one)

Would you consider future encounters? Y / N (circle one)


I, _______________, hereby consent to engaging in sexual intercourse with ___________ and understand that the act will be mutual. I also understand that this encounter will be confidential unless stated otherwise in writing by both parties.

_________________________

Signature
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Today's Date



Sorry G-man, Had to borrow this!